There is a girl that I like to talk to
Don't care if it is true, but I like her so well
Melissa Eaton is her given name
She and I are the king and queen of trivia

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, she is my best friend

And if I have any problems with any of my worries
She always finds a way to give me some advice
I'd tell her about my friends, and my family
It's always good for me when I talk to her

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, Penn State's trivia queen

We will always team up together for some trivia
I'll always be wearing my Penn State denim shirt
Along with a matching Penn State necktie
That I always wear to intimidate the other teams

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, balloons brought us close

When I met her last year, on a Friday in the morning
I gave her a balloon, and she was so happy
So, now I ask you to guess, what brought us together?
The answer is: it was balloons that brought us close!

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, the magic is believing

When I graduate in December 2009,
The things I will request are the following:
That I get to speak to who I'm graduating with
And that Melissa Eaton hands me my degree

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, we'll always be best friends

Oh, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton
Oh, wo, wo, wo, we'll always be best friends

Oh, wo, wo, wo, oh, wo, wo, wo, wo
Oh, oh, oh, wo, wo, wo, wo, Melissa Eaton