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Song Parodies -> "You'll Never Teach at this College Again"

Original Song Title:

"You'll Never Work in Dis Bidness Again"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Never Teach at this College Again"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

He told it to the principal, and he didn't sass back
He then told it to the boss, and he didn't attack

They told me before I started
You should never romance any students
Abide by this, and never kiss
Anyone else but your wife

So I went to Bobby Mo seeking a teaching job
I got hired, I got fired, I got called a worthless slob
You'll never (never), never (never), teach at this college again
You will never (never), never (never), teach at this college again

I knew I needed representation
I found it one night at my home
A teaching job at Penn State
Working alongside one of my friends

She said: "You don't have to wait
To make it here at Penn State
You'll just have to change and complain"
Or you'll never (never), never (never), work at this college again
No, you'll never (never), never (never), work at this college again

I parked cars at the campus
I sold maps of the school
I had my nose broken at Buhl Park
When I fell in the pool
All I've played is a double date with my friends
(Bubba played a double date with his friends)

It's a jungle out there
(We love it)
Hell, I don't care
I'm going back to my female friends
I will never (never), never (never), teach at this college again
We will never (never), never (never), teach at this college again
No, we'll never (never), no never (never), teach at this college again

AGAIN!

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2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Just in time for summer. Ditch school and surf.
John Barry - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Your Buffet buffet is quite satisfying.

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