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Song Parodies -> "Cheeseburger With Coke Looks Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Cheeseburger In Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Cheeseburger With Coke Looks Nice"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Tried to amend my food junkie habits
Was clean nearly seventy days
I've lived slow with no speed, I uprooted the weed
But there's one fix from which I just can't get away

'Cause at night I would have these real far-out, rad dreams
An addicting and sensuous treat
White powder on top (it's not farina), sweet
Crowns a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Cheeseburger with coke looks nice
An unstoppable high with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I think a cheesburger with coke looks nice

Heard about some restaurants
That give you "special" food if you want
Not ketchup or mus', no need for a fuss
Just whisper in their ear for a knockout dish

Times have changed, so have condiments too
Relish and sauerkraut's not what I need
You know I'm very peculiar with what goes on my burger
With mushrooms, if magic enough, I've agreed

Cheeseburger with coke looks nice
A fast food kick with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I think a cheesburger with coke looks nice

I don't need no lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 or french-fried potatoes
That's much too boring; I take a wild ride
Well I'd like some hash (not corned beef) on the side with my

Cheeseburger with coke looks nice
A fast food kick with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I think a cheesburger with coke looks nice

I don't need no lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 or french-fried potatoes
That's much too boring; I take a wild ride
Well I'd like some hash (not corned beef) on the side
I must give credit where credit is due; I would never have thought of this idea were it not for Joel Martinez's parody on this site, Nachos con Coca. When I first saw the title I thought it was referring to putting cocaine on nachos; upon closer inspection it was referring to ordering nachos and Coca-Cola. Nevertheless, my initial "misunderstanding" of Joel's intent inspired me to write a parody of my own.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like almost as much fun as snortin' sesame seeds!

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