Just look on this great campus
Look at all of the old buildings
And look at Mike walking around
With balloons

He's going to give them all to his girlfriends
He's going to save one for a special friend
This special friend goes by the name
Of Melissa
Melissa

That's why I wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take me where'er I want
That's all I want
Dar Eee Gonchon

Why don't you wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take you where'er you want
That's all you want
Dar Eee Gonchon

Miss the sights if you close your eyes
You will miss out on the big surprise
And Mike will make your disguise surrender

Will you come to this campus?
Will you befriend the balloon man?
Do you know how to play the part with feeling?
You play with feeling?

That's why I wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take me where'er I want
That's all I want
Dar Eee Gonchon

Why don't you wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take you where'er you want
That's all you want
Dar Eee Gonchon

That's why we wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take us where'er we want
That's all we want
Dar Eee Gonchon

Why don't you wander and follow the Parkway North
In the daytime that'll take you where'er you want
That's all you want
Dar Eee Gonchon

That's why we wander and follow Dar Eee Gonchon
In the daytime that'll take us where'er we want
That's all we want
Dar Eee Gonchon

La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la laaa
That's all you want
Dar Eee Gonchon