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Song Parodies -> "Trivia King and Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Distantly in Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Trivia King and Queen"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

You all know that Dr. Melissa Eaton and I are Penn State Shenango's king and queen of trivia. This would be if I had broken up with my last girlfriend in 2007.
Cell phones were all ringing as my friend and I went by
Singing to our own children an island lullaby
Beside the Shenango River taking stock of what's to be
Writing you this email that you'll probably never see

Melissa Eaton
And I are the best of the best
So we are called trivia king and queen

Tried to phone from Pittsburgh thinking
Things could be arranged
Me and you could rendezvous
But I found your number changed
So I drove to State College where
A crazy painter dwells
And toasted our own photographs
Still up there on his shelf

Melissa Eaton
And I are the best of the best
So we are called trivia king and queen
I can't be the one to fill
Your times and all your places
I can't be the one to fill
Your blanks and empty spaces

I heard it from a friend of mine
I met on the campus
That you had a new lover who had
Stolen you away
That could be the reason that
I never got in touch
And may present slight problems
If he loves you half as much

As Melissa Eaton
And I are the best of the best
We're now called trivia king and queen
You know Melissa Eaton
And I are the best of the best
So you can call us trivia king and queen

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Jason - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You must have one hell of a load of free time on your hands......

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