Song Parodies -> Jeopardy!
| Original Song Title: | "Honey Do" |
| Original Performer: | Jimmy Buffett |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jeopardy!" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael T. Mondak |
If you asked me what my favorite TV show was, I'd be lying if I didn't say "Jeopardy!"
You always wished you could go on a quiz show
But a fear of flying will get you nowhere these days
The "Jeopardy!" test is the most difficult of them all
It don't matter whereever you try out
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I was watching my TV
Then I saw that Pittsburgh was having tryouts
Tryouts for "Jeopardy!"
America's Favorite Quiz Show
I had to read my almanac
To see what material I would be up against
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
(Do, do, do, do do, do do, do do)
I signed up for the audition
They invited me to be part of the search
Something crept into my mind
It was "I don't know if I'm going to pass"
But sure enough, I passed the test
Then went on to play the mock game
Jeopardy!
Will be my game of fame and fourtune
Alex (Trebek)
Why couldn't you have purchased a Dodge Viper?
I'm ready (ready)
Ready to play Jeopardy!
Weeks passed after the audition
Then I got a call from the powers that be
Telling me the following:
"You're going to be a contestant!"
For the next five weeks
I read my entire almanac
Jeopardy!
I'm ready to win lots of money
Johnny (Gilbert)
Will get to call out my name on television
I'm ready (ready)
Ready to play Jeopardy!
After each show was taped
I rushed off stage to change my clothes
Everything is going well
Because I just won five straight games
I know the sky's the limit
I can keep playing until I'm defeated
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
(One more time)
Yeah, yeah
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show, oh, oh, oh, oh
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
But a fear of flying will get you nowhere these days
The "Jeopardy!" test is the most difficult of them all
It don't matter whereever you try out
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I was watching my TV
Then I saw that Pittsburgh was having tryouts
Tryouts for "Jeopardy!"
America's Favorite Quiz Show
I had to read my almanac
To see what material I would be up against
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
(Do, do, do, do do, do do, do do)
I signed up for the audition
They invited me to be part of the search
Something crept into my mind
It was "I don't know if I'm going to pass"
But sure enough, I passed the test
Then went on to play the mock game
Jeopardy!
Will be my game of fame and fourtune
Alex (Trebek)
Why couldn't you have purchased a Dodge Viper?
I'm ready (ready)
Ready to play Jeopardy!
Weeks passed after the audition
Then I got a call from the powers that be
Telling me the following:
"You're going to be a contestant!"
For the next five weeks
I read my entire almanac
Jeopardy!
I'm ready to win lots of money
Johnny (Gilbert)
Will get to call out my name on television
I'm ready (ready)
Ready to play Jeopardy!
After each show was taped
I rushed off stage to change my clothes
Everything is going well
Because I just won five straight games
I know the sky's the limit
I can keep playing until I'm defeated
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
(One more time)
Yeah, yeah
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show, oh, oh, oh, oh
Jeopardy!
Is my favorite TV show
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