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Song Parodies -> "I Used to Have Cassie One Time"

Original Song Title:

"I Used to Have Money One Time"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"I Used to Have Cassie One Time"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

Remember the song parody I wrote the other day about an old girlfriend named Cassie? I used to have her one time, and that was during the 1999-2000 school year.
I had a girlfriend in my future
Other girls in my past
I made a deal with a traitor for a cute blue eyed blonde
Thinking we'd go all the way
But a fool and his girl are bound to part
And what goes up must come down
Take my advice, don't trust the roll of the dice
Keep your feet on solid ground

I used to have Cassie one time
Life of adventure and crime
I used to have Cassie one time
Lots of women and wine

But who's gonna tell a fool? Who's gonna tell a fool?
Who's gonna tell a fool that he ain't cool?
He ain't cool!

Those were hard times back in the nineties bous
People sometimes had enough to get by
Whoa, not me, footloose and fancy free
There'd be nothing to myself I'd deny
So, traitor, listen to my story now
Though you've heard this tale before
Take care of your needs and watch out for your greeds
Or I'm gonna be at your door

I used to have Cassie one time
Life of adventure and crime
I used to have Cassie one time
Now I ain't got a dime

But who's gonna be a fool? Who's gonna be a fool?
Who's gonna be a fool? It still ain't cool.
Still ain't cool!

Who's gonna tell a fool? Who's gonna tell a fool?
Who's gonna tell a fool it still ain't cool?
Still ain't cool!

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