I've traveled around the state
And there are places that stand out to me
But nowhere else can quite compare
To Penn State Shenango

The school that I attend a place to learn
Where I can be friendly
Where I can reign supreme
On a knowledge throne
Where a man can dream

I'm king, king of trivia
I'm king like every man should be
I'm king, king of trivia
Where the knowledge in my brain
Can make me win money
I'll never melt right on the spot
I'm the king of trivia

I've built a good supporting cast
With bright young girls
And and bright young men
We'll have the power of ten
And play like champions

I'm king, king of trivia
I'm king like every man should be
I'm king, king of trixia
Where the knowledge in my brain
Can make me win money
I'll never melt right on the spot
I'm the king of trivia

Missa Eaton is my queen
She had to come my way
I'm giving all my love
It's not a complicated thing
Just a place where I can swing
Where a man can be a king

I'm king, king of trivia
I'm king like every man should be
I'm king, king of trivia
I don't care how you criticize
You will never beat me
Or you'll melt right on the spot
I'm the king of trivia