Missa Eaton hears the cheering
From the crowd in Sharon Hall
We're champions, champions

I have played in two FaceOffs
And have won every one of them
A simple win a simple win
The opponents know they're gonna lose

I win!
We are the champions
We will beat you in any way
Flub just once and you will live to regret it
That's what winning is to me
That's what winning is to me

In the Great Hall at Penn State Shenango
There's people who think they know history
I think they're wrong I think they're wrong
The secret to all my winning ways
Will never ever be revealed
I'm gonna win I'm gonna win
Let's all root me on to victory

I win!
We are the champions
We will beat you in any way
Flub just once and you will live to regret it
That's what winning is to me
That's what winning is to me

Now in the Shenango Valley
All of the students
Keep bullying down
To zero percent
While they're at home
They all are studying
It's the thing to do for
The next day, the next day
The next day, the next day

All the facts from my trivia books
Still take on many different looks
'Til I graduate, graduate
The time has come the walrus said
And little oysters hide their head
My train of thought is loosely bound
I guess it's time to mark this down

I win!
We are the champions
We will beat you in any way
Flub just once and you will live to regret it
That's what winning is to me
That's what winning is to me

That's what winning is to me
That's what winning is to me