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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Eaton"

Original Song Title:

"Great Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Eaton"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

You may know by now that I have a friend named Dr. Melissa Eaton whom I met in February of 2006. Balloons brought her and me together, and since then, we've been friends.
Penn State Shenango is where I attend school
Every girl knows me as the balloon man
I know I can make a career out of it if I try
But I'm searching for Dr. Eaton to stand me by
Underneath the Pittsburgh sky
Dr. Eaton will stand me by

I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
To hold and keep me by
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
Under the Pittsburgh sky
Sometimes I feel that you rarely know me
Sometimes
Sometimes there's so much you can show me
Sometimes

There's a bevy of girls across the campus
There's colorful balloons tied to their wrists
There's a friendly balloon man who's a student
A hope and a dream at the edge of the sky
And your life is a story like the wind
Your life is a story of the wind

I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
To hold and keep me by
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
Under the Pittsburgh sky
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
I see the fire in your eyes
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
That beats my name inside
Sometimes I feel that you barely know me
Sometimes
Sometimes there's so much you can show me
Sometimes

(Chant)

I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
To hold and stand me by
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
Under the Pittsburgh sky
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
I see the fire in your eyes
I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
That beats my name inside
Sometimes I feel that you really know me
Sometimes
Sometimes there's so much you can show me
Sometimes

I'm searching for the spirit of Dr. Eaton
Guk a 'mzimba (body grow old)
Sala 'nhliziyo (but heart remain behind)
(repeat thrice more)

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