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Song Parodies -> "Smart Woman (Michael T. Mondak Edition)"

Original Song Title:

"Smart Woman (In a Real Short Skirt)"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Woman (Michael T. Mondak Edition)"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

This parody that follows is as sung on the bus on the way home from school one day during the 1999-2000 school year when I had a crush on a senior girl named Cassie. I wonder what she's up to now.
I have a crush on a girl named Cassie
You know that she may be the one
I know that she may be a senior girl
But I prefer to be with her now

She's gonna be my smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman who will take me home
To Hampton Roads

I'm not her macho kind of guy
But I could be so when I'm feeling shy
Hey, Cassie, where'd you get your good looks?
Ooh, Cassie, I want to carry your books

She's gonna be my smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman who will take me home
To Hampton Roads

Balloon girl (balloon girl)
Parrothead (Parrothead)
Catholic (Catholic)
She could be my be my be my girl

She's gonna be my smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman who will take me home
To Hampton Roads

She's gonna be my smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman who will take me home
To Hampton Roads

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