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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Eaton is My Best Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Off To See The Lizard"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Eaton is My Best Friend"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

That's right, as the title says, Dr. Missa Eaton is my best friend.
I met Missa Eaton in February of oh-six
I was passing out balloons on Friday in the morning
A superstitious woman who was a native of Texas
She'd been a licensed realtor who can dance out in the rain
Dance out, dance out, dance out in the rain

So I went to her office and I gave her a balloon
I introduced myself to her and that's how we became friends
We've got a talent for trivia and we'll beat you in any way
We'll never ever ever ever have an off day

Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Deja, deja, deja vu, believe it
And it will come true
Veja, veja, veja du
What works for us might work for you

Being a friend of a professor seems to have its ups and downs
That's the price you pay for being troubadors and clowns
Somebody's halitosis it be vaporizing cars
Elvis up in Canada or maybe out on Mars
Dance out, dance out, dance out to the stars

But livin' in Virginia ain't what it appears
Sooner or later you have to face your fears
I heard it from the parrot verbalizing in the tree
I heard it from the ramblings of an aborigine

Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Deja, deja, deja vu, believe it
And it will come true
Veja, veja, veja du
What works for us might work for you

Does it work for us?
Yeah yeah
Will it work for you?
Yeah yeah
If you believe it will
Yeah yeah
It will come true
Yeah yeah

I got problems with morale underneath my curls
Problems with Stacey and all the other girls
Befriend a wealthy woman and the nicest car she drives
If you think this song's confusing you should see it through my eyes
Dancin', dancin', dancin' through my eyes

I'm turning off the game system the players can go home
Feel it time to party, time to write a story
Time to seek some advice that I'm gonna walkabout
Answers are the easy part questions raise the doubt

Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Dr. Eaton is my best friend
Deja, deja, deja vu, believe it
And it will come true
Veja, veja, veja du
What works for us might work for you

Deja, deja, deja vu, believe it
And it will come true
Veja, veja, veja du
What works for us might work for you!

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