I arrived at Penn State Shenango one August day
Dr. Phil Nash asked some trivia questions
I answered more questions than any other
And I walked away with a big stack of prizes

Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
He's wearing his Penn State shirt and tie
Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
Ohhoo

All my life I watched a lot of quiz game shows
I have been watching since I was a baby
People have noticed I have a huge talent
People have told me I should go out for "Jeopardy!"

Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
He's wearing his Penn State shirt and tie
Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
Ohhoo

I will defeat you
In any which way
You will see
I will defeat you
In any which way
You will see

Each year for the past two years I have won
A little competition called the History FaceOff
I plan on attempting to win throughout my years
I will only give up my crown when I graduate

Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
He's wearing his Penn State shirt and tie
Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
Ohhoo

Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
He's wearing his Penn State shirt and tie
Ohhhhhhhh watch out for Penn State's Trivia King
Ohhoo

You won't beat me!