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Song Parodies -> "Why The Things We Do (Michael T. Mondak Edition)"

Original Song Title:

"Why The Things We Do"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Why The Things We Do (Michael T. Mondak Edition)"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

In an old house in Hermitage
Lives a student attached to Penn State
Oh oh he's got nothing to lose
He's the friendly campus balloon man
And he has lots of female friends
Oh oh he's still playing the blues

In the morning when I rise
I'm so glad to be alive
Oh oh I'll put on my Nike shoes
When I pass beneath the moon rainbow
I can feel the afterglow
Oh oh why the things we do
Why the things we do

In the three - story house you learn how to dream
Truth is stranger than golfing it seems
Oh oh there's no earthly rules
And the women come to get his balloons
And tell him he should open a store
Oh oh who's really fooling who

Invisible means are the key to support
Makes me a king in my own court
Oh oh what have I got to lose
I'll push the sadness from my heart
There's no living in the dark
Oh oh

Why the things we do
Why the things we do
Why the things we do
Why the things we do

Why the things we do
Why the things we do
Why the things we do
Why the things we do

In the morning when I rise
I'm so glad to be alive
Oh oh I'll put on my Nike shoes
When I pass beneath the moon rainbow
I can feel the afterglow
Oh oh that's why the things we do
That's why the things we do
That's why the things we do
That's why the things we do

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