Missa pulled in a Sable
Tan station wagon Ninety-nine
Headed home to Shenango Valley, she'd been around the state
She was that Penn State friend of mine
Her ship had come in, she was hopin' to sin
She was singing her own song
When she yelled from the drive, my heart came alive
"Michael boy come along"

It's time to see the world
It's time to kiss a girl
It's time to cross those wild meridians
Grab your bag and take a chance
Gonna learn a Pittsburgh dance
Mike, you're gonna see the morning sun
On the Pennsylvania Run

Friday morning at Penn State Shenango
Where all the students attend classes
Better watch my step while passing out balloons
I may go right straight to hell
There were female friends asking for my balloons
And girls who had their kids with them
Missa moved 'cross the campus through the real hard core
And said: "Here's where I get happy"

It's time to see the world
It's time to kiss a girl
It's time to cross those wild meridians
Grab your bag and take a chance
Time to learn a Pittsburgh dance
Mike, you're gonna see the morning sun
On the Pennsylvania Run

What do the ladies say, what do the ladies say
What do the ladies say, what do the ladies say
What do the ladies say, what do the ladies say
What do the ladies say, what do the ladies say

Bring that young man over here
We're gonna buy that boy a pop
And that ain't all we want to do
And bring your crazy Missa too

It's time to see the world
It's time to kiss a girl
It's time to cross those wild meridians
Grab your bag and take a chance
Time to learn a Pittsburgh dance
Mike, you're gonna see the morning sun
On the Pennsylvania Run