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Song Parodies -> "Theodore"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Theodore"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Does he walk? Does he talk?
Does he come complete?
My homeroom singing chipmunk
Always pulled me from my seat

He was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my chipmunk
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a music magazine
And there's my homeroom chipmunk on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' I made a mess
I was shy I turned away
Before he caught my eye

I was talking to Eleanor
Whenever Jeanette was getting bored
Something had a hold on me
When Simon passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Some people hate Brittany
They hate her too much

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore

It's okay I understand
This ain't no I-hate-Alvin land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car,yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore

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Simon (Cowell) - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I caan't help but thinkin' this song was done before.
The Great Karlando - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
WAAAAYYY too much like the original. And the lines you left in have nothing to do with the Chipmunks...."I'll see you when your clothes are on"...WTF is that? Not a real impressive effort here.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin Rhodes,we have a problem. Theodore needs your help!
Heathcliff the Cat - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Much the same as the above comments, really. Very few lines of your own here, mostly made up of the original lyrics and little relevance to the parody's subject matter - quite a substantial amount makes no sense whatsoever. However, a "5" in terms of hilarity for including the "I'll see you when your clothes are on" line - if that was included out of seriousness, I don't wanna know.

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