-> "Theodore"
Original Song Title:
"Centerfold"
Parody Song Title:
"Theodore"
The Lyrics
Does he walk? Does he talk?
Does he come complete?
My homeroom singing chipmunk
Always pulled me from my seat
He was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my chipmunk
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a music magazine
And there's my homeroom chipmunk on the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' I made a mess
I was shy I turned away
Before he caught my eye
I was talking to Eleanor
Whenever Jeanette was getting bored
Something had a hold on me
When Simon passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Some people hate Brittany
They hate her too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
It's okay I understand
This ain't no I-hate-Alvin land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car,yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My chipmunk's name is Theodore
This guy's name is Theodore
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