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Song Parodies -> "Centerfold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics


World is rocked, what a shock
This just can not be
My good ol’ granny
Always sunny and so sweet
She was pure like sponge cake
Good, wholesome and so plain
The memories of my granny
Would never bear a stain
Years go by I’m looking through a vintage magazine
And there’s my good granny, all naked, page nineteen

My granny posed
Her mammaries have been exposed
My granny was a centerfold
(Never thought she fit the mold)
My mind shuns, cold
Her sainthood has been put on hold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Sippin’ Cokes at my request
Was always thinkin’: My gran's the best
I was shy, but learned her way
Of looking in your eye
Always baking cookies too
Oh, never she’d flash those boobies huge
Strange it had a hold on me
When pages passed my eyes
Her soft wooly sweaters
So magical to touch
To see her in her birthday suit
With mammoth bust, too much

Her secret told
Her mammaries were solid gold
My granny was a centerfold
(Never dreamed she was so bold)
The pages fold
All nat-ur-al and not a mold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Blown away, can't comprehend
This trip to beaver/cleavage land
I hope this will no issues spawn
I've seen my granny's crack of dawn
Hit the bar, yes I will
I'll hit the bar, survive it
I'll drink away the memory
And keep it all so private
I never will forget this trip
When I close my eyes, see nips
Oh no, I didn't buy it
Oh yeah, confess I had to buy it

My granny's old
But long ago her pics were sold
My granny was a centerfold
(Wonder if she told the folks)
It takes a toll
Whoo! Just knowing how my granny showed
My granny was a centerfold

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
All right
Fun, to, see, her

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

It was untold
Did Hefner get to have a roll
My granny was a centerfold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Sight to behold
Her mammaries so big and bold
My granny was a centerfold
(Granny was a centerfold)

(fade out)

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Mark Scotti - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Is that the method AARP magazine is going to use to sign up more members? GRANNIE CENTERFOLD!!! only $5.55 to join...
adagio - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL!!!! What a shocker for you. I think most grannies have pasts....they were all young and stupid, too. :D 5's
Timmy1000 - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Yikes - scarred for life! Good line in the Beaver/Cleavage land
Patrick - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
When I see an old deck of nudie playing cards I sometimes wonder where those ladies are now. A while back I saw an ancient film "Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow". There was a slumber party scene with a lot of cute girls dancing in shorty night gowns. After a moment's reflection, I realized these girls would all be in their 70's now. A most interesting take on the centerfold phenomenon and how one's past can catch up.
TJC - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
'Tops' in funny--you, Sir, have a deft (n' daft) touch!
alvin - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious concept and it has surely REALLY happened to someone, i bet
Tommy Turtle - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Scary as hell: We're old enough for our grandmothers to have been in Playboy? Say it ain't so!

Knew the old "crack of dawn" joke, but clever to work it (so to speak) in here. (T1K already cited the other sighting). Sorry you saw your granny's center fold. Five 55-year-old centerfolds to you.
TT PS @ AJ21 - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
See comment @ M Lee's "Gambler".
blackjack21 - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Mark: LOL, sign me up, thanks.

adagio: You don't know me very well, do you? ;-D Thanks for v/c!

Timmy: And scared too, thanks for stopping in.

Patrick: Nudie playing cards, now that would make playing blackjack more interesting. Thanks for the comments.

TJC: You are most gracious, thank you.

alvin: I bet you're right, thanks for commenting.

Tommy: Don't be sorry, granny was hot! ;-D Thanks for v/c and M Lee C. :-P
Christie Marie M - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, granny in a centerfold! That's really something. Reminds me of this WWF retired female wrestler Mae Young when she announces to the crowd if she wants to see her "puppies" and tries to strip, but the refs are trying to get her to put her blouse back on because no one wants to see her puppies! If that was my grandmother, I'd leave the country! LOL!! It's amazing that Nana has the courage to expose herself in the centerfold!! She's flashing and flaunting 555's!!
Ann Hammond - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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