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Song Parodies -> "Monkey Didnt Have a Cold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Monkey Didnt Have a Cold"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

I dont really have a monkey, but still, it goes with the song!
It does walk but doesnt talk
But it is complete
I got a little monkey
Who truly is a brat

His skin's as white as snowflakes
His hair the color of a stain
My little monkey
Never causes me pain

Banana peels all over the floor
I have to always clean it up, because he just cant

CHORUS:
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
(repeat

Tissues were under the desk
There were none left of the box on the desk
Turned out it was okay
They mustve been from me
Cause I was stuffy That early morning


Monkey threw a peel at my shoes
Then threw some more tissues
Turned out he didn't have a cold
He just loves to throw them all

He's a really crazy monkey
He's really just too much
To see all those banana peels
Can be a mess to much
CHORUS
Now you'll be told
He threw those tissues on the floor
Monkey didnt have a cold
Glad he didnt have a cold
(Repeat)
It's okay I understand
It aint no ape or gibbon land
Ive thrown some many away
My monkey's so cra-zay!

He's always making loud noise
Even with all his monkey toys
Even when we're in the living room
When we talk in private
But you know I love him
Because he is my pet
He makes noise all the time

He's crazy, I just cant deny it
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

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The Great Karlando - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny idea. A little clunky in some places, but still not bad.

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