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Song Parodies -> "My Chem Teachers A Soprano"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

J Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"My Chem Teachers A Soprano"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

chem is chemistry
good at math
good english
beyond academy
im kind of getting strangled
from a killing pedagogy

my ol hit man alumni
just risin the stakes
killed with no bio knowledge
with no forensic evidence

failed on honor roll its time to see the don
and whack is competition who are some geeks at comic con!

my class room's cold
my lab partner is on death row
my chem teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
instructers cold
puts cyanide in my tylenol
my chem teachers a soprano

doing business in lab class
with everyone under duress
he tied me by the ankles and feet
and turned on opera tunes

he's buddy is in maintenance
who claims hes in "waste management"!
no suspensions or detentions
he says well settle this like gentleman

in the cold room he said
he'll strike me with gases and ill choke
but good thing i have charle's law
to help me prove him wrong!

bribes investigators
with nude pics of Maureen Maher
my ol teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
hes one hell of a catch
says ill be the waters aqueous solution
my chem teachers a soprano

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (2)

its okay i understand
your still a classic oxford man
if my dissocation is inconstant
you know ill be a marked man

he will cut me yes he will
cut me into fragments
but ill flee from him and say
"sir you can kiss my AC..ID"

in m room ya know he puts the
action in chemical reaction
oh no he's alchemy is vicious
lord no don't wanna sleep with the fishes

na na na na na na na na

alright alright
1 2 3 4

my blood runs cold
my lab partner is on death row
my chem teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
you failed me officer
and to indentify jack the ripper
my teacher is a soprano

na na na na na na na na
repeat fading

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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darrel - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
good nice puns this should be recorded
Mark Scotti - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
VERY cleaver! Fun song to parody to. 555 hits...
Mark Scotti - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
The "cleaver" in the comment is a reference to a Sopranos episode...
Christie Marie M - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. I can relate to your parody! 5 nickels, 5 irons, and 5 cobalts!
Andria - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
One of your best ever, White Trash (I know that's your username here, but I feel kinda bad calling someone that, if you know what I mean.), and I agree with Darrel up there that this should be recorded. I enjoyed chemistry class when I was in school, and I especially enjoyed the liquid nitrogen, the metallic sodium and the poisons like arsenic and cyanide. 5s for you.
white trash - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
thank you all i thought of the same way too id love for some one too record cause sadly i can't sing
mary ann - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
loved it the best i heard in a while and i agree with darrel
white trash - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment

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