-> "Club Med Trip To Lebanon"
Original Song Title:
"Centerfold"
Parody Song Title:
"Club Med Trip To Lebanon"
The Lyrics
E-MAIL!
Come get laid! All is paid!
Virgins in your bed!
I'd won a free vacation at the beautiful Club Med
I'm as dumb as corn flakes
My friends both call me Gump
The location of my brain cell
Is somewhere up my rump
In my haste my bags were packed, I wasn't too astute
It seems my freakin' ticket was just one-way to Beirut!
This ain't much fun
My motel built back in year 1
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club Med trip to Lebanon
We sleep with guns
Al queda training's just begun
(boom boom boom boom boom boom)
Club Med trip to Lebanon
What's in store I shouldda guessed
Khadaffi manning the check in desk
As I tried to run away
My 'virgin' whipped my ass
I was taken to my room
Was smellin' her fresh goat shit perfume
Then I had to hold my nose
My 'virgin' passed some gas
Her long and scuzzy mustache resembled Uncle Jeb
I heard she was a refugee escaped from Abu Graib!
Hell's just begun
Atilla was a nicer Hun
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club med trip to Lebanon
She had the pong
And mammaries just like Queen Kong
(Wah wah wah wah oh wah)
Club Med trip to Lebanon
{Whole buncha "saw saw saw saw saw saw's" ....as I saw my way out of my room and escape}
I escaped with no clear plan
Hopped a plane to Afghanistan
I bet that when those missles hit
They'll be the fan, I'll be the shit
Found a cave, there I hid
And cried out for my mama
And waiting for that farewell boom
Who walks in but Osama!
Now this may be my final crypt
A grenade in my hand is gripped
Oh yea, you're gonna love it
Straight up his ass I'm gonna shove it!
This dream sure stunned
The memory won't come undone
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club Med trip to Lebanon
My tale is spun
I'm sure that I'll be dating nuns
(Nah,nah,nah,nah nah nah)
Before I go to Lebanon
Nah, nah nah nah nah nah x 3 or 4
{Sung softly as I sneak out of a nunnery}
(This nun's sure bold
This nunnery is bache'lors gold)
Her boobs deserve a centerfold
Boobs deserve a centerfold)
Boobs deserve a centerfold
Wistle and walk away
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