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Song Parodies -> "Club Med Trip To Lebanon"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

J Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Club Med Trip To Lebanon"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

While searching this title on AIR last night, I read alvin rhodes' version last night, along with Claude Prez's and Spaff's....just three awesome parodies of this OS. I hate to even put this one up now, but what the hell, it's finished...

Come get laid! All is paid!
Virgins in your bed!
I'd won a free vacation at the beautiful Club Med

I'm as dumb as corn flakes
My friends both call me Gump
The location of my brain cell
Is somewhere up my rump

In my haste my bags were packed, I wasn't too astute
It seems my freakin' ticket was just one-way to Beirut!

This ain't much fun
My motel built back in year 1
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club Med trip to Lebanon
We sleep with guns
Al queda training's just begun
(boom boom boom boom boom boom)
Club Med trip to Lebanon

What's in store I shouldda guessed
Khadaffi manning the check in desk
As I tried to run away
My 'virgin' whipped my ass

I was taken to my room
Was smellin' her fresh goat shit perfume
Then I had to hold my nose
My 'virgin' passed some gas

Her long and scuzzy mustache resembled Uncle Jeb
I heard she was a refugee escaped from Abu Graib!

Hell's just begun
Atilla was a nicer Hun
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club med trip to Lebanon
She had the pong
And mammaries just like Queen Kong
(Wah wah wah wah oh wah)
Club Med trip to Lebanon

{Whole buncha "saw saw saw saw saw saw's" I saw my way out of my room and escape}

I escaped with no clear plan
Hopped a plane to Afghanistan
I bet that when those missles hit
They'll be the fan, I'll be the shit

Found a cave, there I hid
And cried out for my mama
And waiting for that farewell boom
Who walks in but Osama!

Now this may be my final crypt
A grenade in my hand is gripped
Oh yea, you're gonna love it
Straight up his ass I'm gonna shove it!

This dream sure stunned
The memory won't come undone
My Club Med trip to Lebanon
Club Med trip to Lebanon
My tale is spun
I'm sure that I'll be dating nuns
(Nah,nah,nah,nah nah nah)
Before I go to Lebanon

Nah, nah nah nah nah nah x 3 or 4

{Sung softly as I sneak out of a nunnery}

(This nun's sure bold
This nunnery is bache'lors gold)
Her boobs deserve a centerfold

Boobs deserve a centerfold)

Boobs deserve a centerfold

Wistle and walk away

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Matthias - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm loving it Dee. You always have a way with story telling!!!
Ann Hammond - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
love it
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
great title and the story lived up to the promise
Guy - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
That was no dream - that camel poop perfumed moustached gas passin' lass was all the nightmare I'd have needed to wake up. You sure have a way with words Dee. This was quite entertaining. Don't sell yourself short - it's all good.
Jack Wilson - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Ive done two parodiesof this OS too,but none are as good as this or the 3 you mentioned. 5s, still check em out though
AFW - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, with many creative lines and rhymes
PMS - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
John Jenkins - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done with a lot of good lines, particularly the Queen Kong line.
stuart mcarthur - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
wow, one of your best, Dee, with some fantastic gags (Year 1, They'll be the fan, I'll be the s***) but the conversational rhythm of the syntax won me especially - hilarious tale - big555
John Barry - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the contrast of Club Med and Lebanon.
Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Many thanks to Matthias, Ann, alvin, Guy, Jack, AFW, PMS, Mcphisto, John Jenkins, John Barry and Stu.

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