-> "Down at the Purity Ball"
Original Song Title:
"Down at the End of Your Road" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Down at the Purity Ball"
I am a man who seeks nothing but what is right,
So when I heard this, it did increase my gall:
That there is an event in Colorado Springs
That's called the purity ball.
Let me expose the purity ball.
Well, these ceremonies look just like a prom dance,
But they are made for old men and their teen girls
Down whose throats are forced ideals of purity
And other things that make me hurl.
I say, such is the purity ball.
As soon as dinner comes, the dads put a silver ring
On their own daughters' fingers for all to see.
Then they lay white roses down at the foot of a cross
So the flow'rs look just like a V.
Now, Pastor Wilson (1), what do you make of my words?
Have you regrets about your sexist regime?
"Well, Ed, I want to keep my girls the chattels of husbands
Who would be their protectors, it seems,"
Says he who started purity balls.
I went to some nearby bar to drown my disgust
With a tall beer of the microbrew kind,
But I drank too fast so that it did nothing
To clear 'way all these thoughts from my mind
That I got from the purity ball
All this down at the purity ball. (repeat 8x)
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