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Song Parodies -> "Tacky"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mary Budres

The Lyrics

Gimme a beating!

Shoppin' in a Super Wal-Mart
Wearin' press-on nails
Better be a gentleman
Cause my boyfriend's outta jail
That's right, I can take it

Tacky, tacky girls, work on their tan
Oh you tacky girls
Tacky, tacky girls, it's from a can
Oh you tacky girls

I don't like no classy girl
Exotic dancing is my career
The only classy thing I like
My hero Britney Spears
Can I be her?
Uh huh, I know… say…

Repeat Chorus

Tacky, tacky girls, show us your tits
Tacky, tacky girls, wear a lot of makeup on your zits

I can still see them, drink up…

I'm not a whore, I just dress like a slut
So start the camera if you want me to respond
Cause Aqua-net is my middle name
My last name is "gone wild"
No, my first name ain't baby
It's Tiffany… Or baby, if you slap me

Repeat Chorus

Tacky girls are nasty too
Oh you tacky girls with blonde hair and dark roots
Tacky… not really blonde
Oh you tacky girls

(I like this part - cause it's the end)

Hey! Who's that wearin' those tacky clothes? Tacky girls!
Who's that makin' those tacky shows? Tacky girls!
Who's eyeshadow is frosty blue? Tacky girls!
Who's a groupie for Motley Crue? Tacky girls!

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Total Votes: 4

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Sarah - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this... even though I look tacky sometimes!:p
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