Song Parodies -> Lost Control
| Original Song Title: | "Control" |
| Original Performer: | Janet Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lost Control" |
| Parody Written by: | Annie |
When I was much younger, didn't let others control me
Sang what I wanted to, I haven't even known JD
But that was long ago
I've lost control - All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Can't think 'bout else but sex, I think I might be a junkie
I don't sing, just sigh and moan, I forgot how to be funky
I think I really should take back control
All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Jan, ooh ooh yeah, fucked it up
That's right
I'm on my own
Totally clueless, damn you
Got my own mind
Then why do I keep thinking with my pants?
Even if I was JD's wife
I wanna be the one in control
So let me take you by the hand
Instead by grabbing your dick
'Cause I know I shouldn't sing 'bout sex
It makes all of you sick
Been singing 'bout this for ten years, you must've had enough
I might get withdrawal symptoms, still I have to stop
And take back control - All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Free at last
Singing better songs
Now control this
(Control) That's right
(Control) Career moves
(Control) I do what's right in the bed for me
(Control) But from now it stays between me and JD
Got my own mind
I shouldn't keep thinking with my pants
Even if I was JD's wife
I wanna be the one in control
Hop to it
I'm in control
And I love it, that's right
Took back control - My songs sounded the same
Control - They were bland and lame
Control - Now I got it back
Control - My career's back on track
Control – Now I've got a lot
Control – Now I'm all grown up
I'm in control, I'm in control
I'm in control
Don't make me lose it...
No, JD, not again...
Just once more?
Okay...
Sang what I wanted to, I haven't even known JD
But that was long ago
I've lost control - All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Can't think 'bout else but sex, I think I might be a junkie
I don't sing, just sigh and moan, I forgot how to be funky
I think I really should take back control
All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Jan, ooh ooh yeah, fucked it up
That's right
I'm on my own
Totally clueless, damn you
Got my own mind
Then why do I keep thinking with my pants?
Even if I was JD's wife
I wanna be the one in control
So let me take you by the hand
Instead by grabbing your dick
'Cause I know I shouldn't sing 'bout sex
It makes all of you sick
Been singing 'bout this for ten years, you must've had enough
I might get withdrawal symptoms, still I have to stop
And take back control - All my songs sound the same
Lost control - They all sound bland and lame
Control - I should get it back
Control - My career went off track
Free at last
Singing better songs
Now control this
(Control) That's right
(Control) Career moves
(Control) I do what's right in the bed for me
(Control) But from now it stays between me and JD
Got my own mind
I shouldn't keep thinking with my pants
Even if I was JD's wife
I wanna be the one in control
Hop to it
I'm in control
And I love it, that's right
Took back control - My songs sounded the same
Control - They were bland and lame
Control - Now I got it back
Control - My career's back on track
Control – Now I've got a lot
Control – Now I'm all grown up
I'm in control, I'm in control
I'm in control
Don't make me lose it...
No, JD, not again...
Just once more?
Okay...
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