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Song Parodies -> "(No) Control"

Original Song Title:

"Control"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"(No) Control"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

I'm sorry I went back to potty humor on this parody, but I was just thinking about my dealy departed grandmother when this song came to me. She had a problem with controlling her gas and every time she would stand up or take a step she would sound the trumpet so to speak. We always used to say that it was her jet propulsion so it would keep her moving. Enjoy!
This is a story about control, no control
Can't control what I say, no control of what I do
Wish my body would let do it my way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do
Are we ready? I am? Cause it's all about control
And I've got none of it

Now that I'm 70, Don't do what people told me
Don't know what they just said, can't hear the people scold me
And that was yesterday

Chorus:
I've no control, never gonna stop
Control, Stand up out they pop
Control, guess it helps me rise
Control, waters up your eyes

First time that one slipped out
I didn't know what hit me
Aroma filled the air
Smelled something really shitty
Wish I knew what I could do ...

Control, never gonna stop
Control, Stand up out they pop
Control, guess it helps me rise
Control, waters up your eyes


They've got, minds of their own,
Can't make my own shots, I'm Sorry

Bridge:
Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my gas, my gas
I wanna be the one in control

No matter what I choose to eat
My cheeks still do the dance
Control, gone through nearly 20 pair of polyester pants
I don't wanna rule the world
Just wanna run my life
Would make my life a little easier
Want to get the chance to take...

Control, never gonna stop
Control, Stand up out they pop
Control, guess it helps me rise
Control, waters up your eyes


Sneak out fast, pop out on their own
Can't control this
Control
That's right
Control
My rear moves
Control
Wanna do what's right for me
Control
My gas wants to move
Is that ok?

Yeahhhhhhhhh
Oh Control

Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my gas, my gas
I wanna be the one in control

Pop to it
I've no control (and I love it, that's right!)
Control, Haven't got a lot
Control, I'm old so shut up
I've no control, I've no control
I've no control
Don't make me lose it


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Arwen - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Cookie-man!! 555!
Cookie-man - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you dear Arwen!!!
Ashkicksass - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor Granny. LOL!

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