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Song Parodies -> "Eggroll"

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Janet Jackson

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The Lyrics

This is a story about my eggroll, my eggroll
Eggroll was made of hay, Eggroll was made of poo
And this time it's Chinese my way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do
Are we ready? I am, cause it's about my eggrolls
And I've got lots of 'em

When I was 17, I ate what people told me
Ate what my father said, and let my mother feed me
But that was long ago

I've got eggrolls, never gonna stop
Eggrolls don't get what I want
Eggrolls don't want to have a lot
Eggrolls no more as a grownup

First time I ate just one
I didn't know what hit me
So young and so naive
I thought it would be tasty
But now I know I've gotta rid...

That's right, I'm on my own
No more of that snot, thank you

Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my food, my food
I wanna be one without eggrolls

So let me eat my foods by hand
and eat it while I dance
Cause what I've got is because I took a chance
I don't wanna rule the world
Just wanna eat my food
So make your food a little tastier
When you get the change just rid of....

Free at last, out here on my own
Now eggroll this
That's right, tastier foods
I do what's right for me
And me wants some food
Is that ok?

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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 13

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