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Song Parodies -> "Eggroll"

Original Song Title:

"Control"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Eggroll"

Parody Written by:

Junior

The Lyrics

This is a story about my eggroll, my eggroll
Eggroll was made of hay, Eggroll was made of poo
And this time it's Chinese my way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do
Are we ready? I am, cause it's about my eggrolls
And I've got lots of 'em

When I was 17, I ate what people told me
Ate what my father said, and let my mother feed me
But that was long ago

CHORUS:
I've got eggrolls, never gonna stop
Eggrolls don't get what I want
Eggrolls don't want to have a lot
Eggrolls no more as a grownup

First time I ate just one
I didn't know what hit me
So young and so naive
I thought it would be tasty
But now I know I've gotta rid...
(CHORUS)

That's right, I'm on my own
No more of that snot, thank you

BRIDGE
Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my food, my food
I wanna be one without eggrolls

So let me eat my foods by hand
and eat it while I dance
Cause what I've got is because I took a chance
I don't wanna rule the world
Just wanna eat my food
So make your food a little tastier
When you get the change just rid of....
(CHORUS)

Free at last, out here on my own
Now eggroll this
That's right, tastier foods
I do what's right for me
And me wants some food
Is that ok?
(BRIDGE)

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