(Various frustrated yelps and frostbite-induced mutterings)

Shoot! No highways! S'pose they froze!
Eas'ly upset polar bears
Got some trans-husky-nental bobsleigh loads
Just slide on snow with steel
Wow! It's unreal

Got no intoxication - there's no bars!
Sand's somewhat far away
You should try to start the car!

Living in Antarctica - ice, more ice, blizzard-y nation
Living in Antarctica - have to man this weather station
Living in Antarctica - life devoid of germination

Froze my soul

Humpbacks, no lack
Zero miles of railroad track
Short wave radio, valves a-hummin'
Screw this southern pole hole
All night sunshine keeps you awake
Ain't no shopping at McMurdo

Shoes, might have to walk, in snow-kind
Ozone lay'r, we can't find
There's pesky penguins squawking all the time

Living in Antarctica - cold denies all conflagrations
Living in Antarctica - snakes are banned, there's no tax agents
Living in Antarctica - got to love this desolation

Cried when in Antarctica, whipped it out
But it shrivelled in 'Tarctica
Like I'm swimmin'

You skite that I'm a sook, but you don't understand
That outdoor leak, there's just no way
And because it froze, Roald Amundson's blamed

Like auroras? (galoreas!)
Air ain't shitty (Makes one giddy) Squall-es (not small-es)
Icebergs? Hell yea (Microbes? No way!)
Ain't no cities (such a pity!)
No P Diddy! (That's good riddy!)
No planties (They're scanty), Tobogganing - hooray!

Living in Antarctica - tricked me!
Living in Antarctica - where?
Can't walk in or out
Living in Antarctica

I live in Antarctica - stop signs
They ain't been designed, and
I live in Antarctica - sleighs!
I got no chick scene, lays!

Living in Antarctica - Dearth of turfy on the white ground
Living in Antarctica - shits me, freeze-dried chow, why have I ration privation ?
Living in Antarctica - just ice on that Ross there shelf
Living in Antarctica - I'm seal food!