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Song Parodies -> "The Clawed-ition"

Original Song Title:

"Seventh Son of a Seventh Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"The Clawed-ition"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Here I stand, proud on the stage
Poised to shine, and turn the next page
Here begins my singing career
The judges are ready my talent to hear

Oooooooooooooooooh!

Late last night, while I snored like a moose
Mouth wide open, and tongue dangling loose
The cat took a swipe at the pink, hairless mouse
Therefore, this is what I bring to the house:

Oooooooooooooooooh!

“Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!”
[repeat]

“Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!”

They all watch, their jaws in their laps
Suppressing revulsion with slow, nervous claps
Secretly wishing that I would just stop
My lisping and drooling and let the mic drop

Oooooooooooooooooh!

“Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!
Thomething thung with a thevered tongue!”
[repeat]

“Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbthhhh!
Thhhpbpbpbpbpbpbpbththththththhhhh!”

“Thith thong I thing with thevered tongue
Ith not thomething I’ve ever thung
The cat hath thlithed my thilvery tongue
He hath the inthtinct to pounth
He hath the thpeed of Thilver Thurfer
He’th been a frithky one
Thinthe he wath a kitten
Tho thith mutht be thung.”

Oh no!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no, ooooh, oh no, oh no!


Copyright © 2019 by Chris Caillouet. All rights reserved.

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TJC - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Cat'agorically speaking, 555 five bucks of theverenth pay for you!
CC - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Thufferin thuccotash! Thankth, TJC!

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