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Song Parodies -> "2 Minutes to Midnight (2018 Doomsday Clock Version)"

Original Song Title:

"2 Minutes to Midnight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"2 Minutes to Midnight (2018 Doomsday Clock Version)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

On Thursday, January 25, 2018, the Doomsday Clock was moved up to two minutes to midnight, indicating we're that much closer to the Armageddon that isn't a Bruce Willis movie.
(Rockin' riff)

Tweeting Kim, provoking him
Damn well could be the reason
The orange douche is on the loose
I wish one day he'd freeze it
A needed break for us to take
Then Muell will charge with treason
Gets his jukes by comparing his nukes
Got McDonald's on his breath

Chorus
The vicious tweets - "It's fake news," he pleads
The Donald, the Putin, the sane
Go to war again, Kim does proud his name
Two-oh-one-eight's more like '84
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doooom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill us all and say fake neeeeews

The news men shout when the tweet is out
His "truth," we don't believe it
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Apprent-eece... yeah!
It's like something from a cartoon, drop the nukes and we'll be screaming
More carnage than Jaws and an orange flame, "You're fired!" has news meaning

Chorus
No food to eat - "There's Corn Flakes," he tweets
The leaders are worse than Hussein
Go to war again, they will play their games
But does it go back to norm evermore?
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doooom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill us all and say fake neeeeews

(Guitar solo)

The body bags and little rags of countries torn in two
And the world's insane and those who remain will flip the finger right on you
As the madman makes up words and adds some music to his plan,
To the tune of "Tiny Dancer," although I'd rather "Rocket Man"

Chorus
No food to eat - "There's Corn Flakes," he tweets
The leaders are worse than Hussein
Go to war again, Kim does proud his name
Two-oh-one-eight's more like '84
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doooom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill us all and say fake neeeeews

Midnight... alt-right...
(Ad lib...)

Midnight
Alt right!

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