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Song Parodies -> "Moldy Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Smoke"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Moldy Coke"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Yes, I have had the displeasure ofaccidentaly sipping from one of these...Not the one described in the story,but one that had long sicne passed it'sexperation date.
Relieving me, but it sure weren't funny
Took a sip of coke, it tasted runny
And my so called friends thought it'd be a joke
They pissed in my drink, they tainted my coke
I barfed right then and there, red in my eyes
Skin on the surface, it nearley made me die
It ate away a hole, there in my tummy
It tasted like shit, to say so bluntly

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke

Coca Cola and all it's friends
They are sure worth the money to spend
But that one drink made me spew
That one drink was thick as stew
Tasted so bad, wrenched up my stomach wall
After that happened, my chest felt so small
I've tasted fiflth, I've tasted gin
And it stil tasted better than that shit you spin

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke

They ain't tasty, kind smelled like stool
When my freind ruiend my drink he thought it was cool
Do the Dew, the Coke was going down
And the moldy coke it made me frown
I think it's strange, and It made me gag
I had to clean my mouth out with a kitchen rag
I just puked it all up, there on the floor
Now I won't leave my Coke unguarded anymore

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke
Moldy coke, heh, ha haha...




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Phil Alexander - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Not many Maiden fans on Amiright, it seems... I enjoyed this one- goes rather well with my Wasted Years/Tasteless Beers parody :-)

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