Relieving me, but it sure weren't funny
Took a sip of coke, it tasted runny
And my so called friends thought it'd be a joke
They pissed in my drink, they tainted my coke
I barfed right then and there, red in my eyes
Skin on the surface, it nearley made me die
It ate away a hole, there in my tummy
It tasted like shit, to say so bluntly

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke

Coca Cola and all it's friends
They are sure worth the money to spend
But that one drink made me spew
That one drink was thick as stew
Tasted so bad, wrenched up my stomach wall
After that happened, my chest felt so small
I've tasted fiflth, I've tasted gin
And it stil tasted better than that shit you spin

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke

They ain't tasty, kind smelled like stool
When my freind ruiend my drink he thought it was cool
Do the Dew, the Coke was going down
And the moldy coke it made me frown
I think it's strange, and It made me gag
I had to clean my mouth out with a kitchen rag
I just puked it all up, there on the floor
Now I won't leave my Coke unguarded anymore

Moldy coke, modly coke
Plenty bad soft drinks, for a practical joke
Drinking 'em teeth first, I nearly choked
I was thristy, but not for moldy coke
Yeah, drinking moldy coke
Moldy coke, heh, ha haha...