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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 13: The Killer Rabbit"

Original Song Title:

"Run to the Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"A Different View Pt. 13: The Killer Rabbit"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Finally, after a long split, Robin, Galahad and Lancelot have re-joined Arthur & Bedevere, and there is much rejoicing (RIP Robin's minstrels). Now, after encountering Tim the Enchanter, they come to the Cave of Caerbannog, where a nasty surprise awaits. Enjoy the parody!
[Tim]:
Here’s the Cave of Caerbannog,
But something’s come out from the fog!
A vicious beast is in our way,
It’s turned brave men into fillets!

[Arthur]:
Don’t make us laugh, you silly git,
That’s nothing but a cute rabbit!
Come on, Sir Bors! Chop off its head!
We must make sure that creature’s dead!

[Arthur]:
This can’t be likely! It must be a fluke!
That rabbit just killed Sir Bors!
[Tim]:
I tried to warn you, but you didn’t care!
Now your friend’s just guts and gore!
[Arthur]:
Now it’s repelling our counterattack,
Come on, everyone! We’ve got to fall back!

[Chorus]:
Run to the hills!
Run for your lives!
Run to the hills!
Run for your lives!

[Arthur]:
We’ve lost three of our bravest knights,
We dare not risk one more raid!
[Lancelot]:
I’ve got an idea we haven’t yet tried,
It is the Holy Hand Grenade!
[Arthur]:
Hey, Brother Maynard, procure that for me!
A-one and a-two and a-five…I mean three!

[Chorus]:
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!

[guitar solo]

[Chorus]:
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!
Run to the cave!
Run for the Grail!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by...well, let's just say we're gonna resurrect that rabbit especially for you, eh?

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Old Man Ribber - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Dylan - I'm warning yew! ;D
pickle - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done! Graham Chapman was in the promo for Can I Play With Madness too.

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