(Spoken by the stereotyped computer voice)
“Woe to you
On your P.C
Cause you traveled down an unknown path
The wish of ease online is thwart
Due to our misunderstanding
Beckoned the error of the beast
This is computer’s error
It’s number is four hundred
…
And four”

(Sung)
I clicked on “Home”
And I was shanked
I spitted out my drink as these words popped up online

What does this mean?
PLEASE ANSWER ME!!!
This message really bites
Concealed the page I want to see

Just then I saw
On my P.C
That an inspection had been defined of how I got to thee

Read on my screen
That “We are not here
We left this place to a new site perhaps you will find us there”

NO!!!

(Sound of pounding on a keyboard)

Bring site back!
My monitor I smacked
Cause I was so damn peeved
How was I so deceived!

Internet
Shows that error threat
This is not ideal to see upon my Dell

FOUR-OH-FOUR
The Error Of The Beast!

Dell acquired a note of site deceased

“Prior page: Click back to calm your rage”
“Please re-check your type. Spelling might be tripe”
“Broken link might set our page on brink”
“Solution of your stress: Might be wrong address”

FOUR-OH-FOUR
The Error Of The Beast!

Our advice is to be more concise

(Old-Skool Internet Connection Solo)

This site is wrong
I must have had a flaw
It’s a huge ordeal
Explorer's evil scheme

“Website Cannot Be Found”
I’ll have to search around
Page always aggravates me
Can’t avoid this site

FOUR-OH-FOUR
The Error Of The Beast

FOUR-OH-FOUR
It comes, you view, then leave

I’m clicking ‘Back’
I have adjourned
I’m feeling stressed and shoddy
Porn site I can’t return
It has expired, I shall remorse
Perhaps it’s better not to go and see that very well-hung horse