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Song Parodies -> "The Janick"

Original Song Title:

"The Nomad"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"The Janick"

Parody Written by:

Natalia_Gers

The Lyrics

Like a wind You're running fast on stage
Like a lion you're shaking your hair
You're wild like gorilla in cage
With Your Strato You feel you're the best

Janick You're the runner on the Maiden-gigs
Janick You're the player they admire the least
Janick how you play it no one knows
Janick oh, always falls off between songs

No-one knows it, why are you so wise
The men you taught sound just like bloody ice
You'd better go and drink the beer that's cold
You're a legend your own story will be told

Janick You're the runner on the Maiden-gigs
Janick You're the player they admire the least
Janick how you play it no one knows
Janick oh, always falls off between songs


No one dares to pretend the way You dance
You move Your hips and everyone starts to drool
Like a tiger that can jump at will
Many tried dancin' but no one's danced like You

Janick You're the runner on the Maiden-gigs
Janick You're the player they admire the least
Janick how you play it no one knows
Janick oh, always falls off between songs

Those who see you in great stage set
They're jealous of Your talent it is true
You keep under you a stuff that makes You safe
So You can jump, run, dance or even more

Janick You're the runner on the Maiden-gigs
Janick You're the player they admire the least
Janick how you play it no one knows
Janick oh, always falls off between songs

Bio has it that you were born of English mum
But I know You know that too Your father's from Poland
Polish Metal Hammer says that You can speak polish
Others say that you can't play but only dance

Janick You're the runner on the Maiden-gigs
Janick You're the player they admire the least
Janick how you play it no one knows
Janick oh, always falls off between songs

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