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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Crave"

Original Song Title:

"Powerslave"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Crave"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Not just about Chocolate, there are a few other flavors mentioned here. Yeah, I love junk food.
Into the candy I'll plunge - the food is marv'lous
Into the bag full of treats, watching me grow
Black is the chocolate that calls - me to the table
Eating the tasty dark chocolate, eaten again

Fill me up, can't you see my chocolate crave?
I just wanna eat, I'm a pig, its not that wrong
When the food basket's dry, all around has no taste
And in my last meal, I've a crave for the flavor of mint

When I was eating a pie, food was my game
Cupcake would crumble and fall, in my stomach
So bring me some cake and big swine
For the meal to enlarge me
For I am a man who likes food, you wanna eat too?

Fill me up, can't you see my chocolate crave?
I just wanna eat, I'm a pig, its not that wrong
When the food basket's dry, all around has no taste
And in my last meal, I've a crave for the flavor of mint

Now I am bulged, but a shake, calls out my name
Sipping the chocolate they stirred, mixed in with Coke
A hell of a treat God preserved - for a thousand dinners
But open that mouth of mine, and I will eat all that cake

Fill me up, can't you see my chocolate crave?
I just wanna eat, I'm a pig, its not that wrong
When the food basket's dry, all around has no taste
And in my last meal, I've a crave for the flavor of mint
Crave for the flavor of mint...
Crave for the flavor of mint...

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Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really cute. : ) I like the effort here to keep in line with the original rhyme scheme.Well done. : )
Monkey - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my all time favourite Maiden songs, now about one of my favourite past times!!!! Very Well Done!!!

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