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Song Parodies -> "Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)"
Original Song Title:
"Wasted Years"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Iron Maiden
Parody Song Title:
"Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Now, I apologise if I may seem a bit harsh here, but I can't stand it when it's so easy for lame, teenie-bopper music is so popular, and it's so easy for them to make it big, yet, it's so hard for a good, honest ROCK BAND to make it. *Sobs*...
He sold platinum gold,
And his girl fans scream
His singing sucks, I can't abide
And now it seems
Music biz just wants some boy bands
Cause all the crap that makes girls "oooh"
Is so dumb, it's annoying
I shut my ears, and think of rock
Another ditty plays by, on MTV
Aint it sick'ning how it is.
Posers in the music biz
The bands that really suck
And they make me wanna say-
So, teenage girls
Don't waste your time always wanting dates
Cause Justin's queer
Face it...don't pretend
And realize your awing on a boy band smear
Too much pop and that crap
It's stuck in my head
Can't ease the pain, that easily
When I can't find good songs to play
It's hard to make it through another day
And Juz makes me wanna die
I'd rather hear Vanilla Ice!
So, teenage girls
Don't waste your time always wanting dates
Cause Justin's queer
Face it...don't pretend
And realize your awing on a boy band smear
And his girl fans scream
His singing sucks, I can't abide
And now it seems
Music biz just wants some boy bands
Cause all the crap that makes girls "oooh"
Is so dumb, it's annoying
I shut my ears, and think of rock
Another ditty plays by, on MTV
Aint it sick'ning how it is.
Posers in the music biz
The bands that really suck
And they make me wanna say-
So, teenage girls
Don't waste your time always wanting dates
Cause Justin's queer
Face it...don't pretend
And realize your awing on a boy band smear
Too much pop and that crap
It's stuck in my head
Can't ease the pain, that easily
When I can't find good songs to play
It's hard to make it through another day
And Juz makes me wanna die
I'd rather hear Vanilla Ice!
So, teenage girls
Don't waste your time always wanting dates
Cause Justin's queer
Face it...don't pretend
And realize your awing on a boy band smear
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