Teach for cash or students rash
But we don't need this homework
The Golden Rule it's taught in school
The teacher is a mean jerk
Blackened eyes still burn inside
From that encounter with a bully
Chew my gum for a bit of fun
But the teacher makes me spit it out

The teacher's looks, or the old school books
The drivel, the mind numbing pain
Go to class again, an F is homework's stain
Don'tcha try for that A, anymore

2 minutes to classtime
The class, that threatens gloom
2 minutes to classtime
To drain the life right from the room

The dumb kids shout to let the weirdo out
They'll show the unbelievers
Bad grades scream, that the teacher's mean
And it's prime time high school feast, yeah!
As the reasons for their bad grades
Spell out detention for the bad kids
We oil the jaws of the grade machine
And feed it with our homework

The teacher's looks, or the old school books
The drivel, the mind numbing pain
Go to class again, an F is homework's stain
Don'tcha try for that A, anymore

2 minutes to classtime
The class, that threatens gloom
2 minutes to classtime
To drain the life right from the room

The homework slips and teacher's quips
About how poor you do
And the jellied brains of kids who remain
To get their homework in to you
As that mad man plays on words
And makes us all sing some corny song
To the tune of boring classes,
To make us spit out our gum

The teacher's looks, or the old school books
The drivel, the mind numbing pain
Go to class again, an F is homework's stain
Don'tcha try for that A, anymore

2 minutes to classtime
The class, that threatens gloom
2 minutes to classtime
To drain the life right from the room

Classtime...all day
Classtime...all day
Classtime...all day
Classtime...it's all day
Class time...all day!