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Song Parodies -> "Hollowed Be Thy Head"

Original Song Title:

"Hallowed Be Thy Name"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Hollowed Be Thy Head"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

This is about sitting in your last class on Friday, Anxiously awaiting the dismissal bell to ring,So you get out for the weekend. It always seemsLike that last class for me drags on and on...
I'm sitting in my classroom when the bell begins to ring
Reflecting the the past week, and the horrors it did bring
But a three-o clock, they let us out, we're free to go
The whole damn week seemed, so very slow.... So very slow

When the teach comes to read me the lesson
All the answers I give, I just get from guessin'
The hours just drag on and on for me
Could it be that there's some sort of way out?
I've had to wait and drag this whole day out
When is the weekend, when will the bell ring?

Somebody tell me the week is ended
My whole damn brain feels like it's bended
The clock is ticking, to end this week
Words flow, but why am I trying?
I don't have a clue about multiplying
Don't believe there never is a weekend

As teachers march me through my math test
A student cries from his seat "I need some help"
If you need help, than why aren't you in Special Ed?
As he talks, all the time drifts before me
Though the class is short, it still bores me
Let me go I'm waiting to run away

Mark out words in an English story
Don't worry now tha6t I've gone to seek the bus
I'm going home for the weekend
When you know that the weekend's nearer
Maybe then you begin to understand
That life in school is just a strange illusion

Yeah, Hollowed be thy head
Yeah, Hollowed be my head
Yeah, Hollowed be they head
Yeah, Hollowed be my head...

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Phil Alexander - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
So far I've struggled to come up with a subject worthy of HBTN - it's my favourite Maiden track, and one of my all-time favourite songs. Although in a way this is a bit lightweight (if you don't mind me saying so), it's a very good use of the original lyric, and a good play on words for the title.
Warren - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant - laughed all the way Brought back alot of memories - you should think about this as a profession
im stitting in a free huor at school... - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
omg dude.. this is soo good.. this bring back memories of friday's... my whole class lought when i showed them this.. (sorry if you got made for showing it..) and my teacher lought... she got a good sense of humor... i mean that.. you can go far with this song to the kids

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