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Song Parodies -> "The Flamboyant"

Original Song Title:

"The Clairvoyant"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"The Flamboyant"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Story:This song is about how Cher, and many other Glam-artists (you know who they are...) Who seem to put so much effort into distorting their image with more mascara than you can ever imagine, than caring about their music. It's pretty scary when a band comes outAnd give you a whole damned Shakespeare play with "background music". Why can't these people just ditch this make-up crap, and do what their fans came for... Play some freaking music!
See the gold shine on my crown
Is it me or is it glitter that is hanging on my face
I shine and gleam, all of you bow
Before my vision, abnormality you see
Before your eyes

I wonder, I wonder why
That my face is growing sloppier every single day
My eyebrow length, is beyond desired
But I'm scared I won't be famous anymore

There's a time to glow, and a time to shine
And my face could not get faker
There's a time to glow, but isn't it strange
That my look matters more than my music

Just by looking at my eyes
You can see the makeup melting right off of my face
See the truth, and shadowed eyes
But to look like a flower, could I be a surprise?

There's a time to glow, and a time to shine
And my face could not get faker
There's a time to glow, but isn't it strange
That my look matters more than my music

And be sold out again?

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