You were working as a waitress in a sushi bar
Where I ate food

I puked it out, I shook and coughed and turned blue and brown
Hurling up sea urchin stew

Now five years later on I run "The World of Your Meat"
Success has been a snap for this dude

But when you came to see me there you wanted some chow
And said you wanted steak that mooed


Don't -
- don't chew raw meat!

You know I can't believe it when I hear you want it bleeding!

Don't -
- don't chew raw meat!

You know I don't believe you when you say it's safe as sushi!

A porterhouse sublime,
and prime ribs sound divine --
-- you'd better cook 'em well or we will both be sorry!

Don't chew raw meat, baby!
Don't chew raw meat, NO-O-O-O!
Don't chew raw meat, baby!
Don't chew raw meat, NO-O-O-O!

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I was working as a butcher in my "Meat World" spa
And watched you chew

Raw meat you ate -- it sent you to a much better place
Now the world is without you

For five years I have had a good fun-filled time
I think of you

But now you think it's time to give my life frightful moans
Your ghostly gusting cry said "BOO!"

Don't -
- don't you haunt me!

You know my pants are peed in when I hear your gruesome screaming!

Don't -
- don't you haunt me!

You know they don't believe me when I say that you won't leave me!

I think it's time to find,
a way to change your mind --
-- and ex-or-cise you back to all your ghostly buddies!

Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!

Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!
Don't you haunt me, baby!
Don't you haunt me, NO-O-O-O!