Song Parodies -> Stop Eating, Mr. Kenney!
| Original Song Title: | "(Keep Feeling) Fascination" |
| Original Performer: | Human League |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stop Eating, Mr. Kenney!" |
| Parody Written by: | Michelle C. |
I know that this specific person isn't going to make any sense to you, but it involves a teacher I had in my high school (which is again when I wrote this song), that was a rather large man and he wore pants that were too big, which he kept pulling up. This earned him the moniker "Pantsman." The trick is to just come up with a similar person that you remember. :-)
If it seems a little thread is needed
Alterations to be made (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Please tighten up the belt, you need it
Don't let them slip away
Just looking for some pants that fit him
In an old familiar way
Good pants, that he can run and sit in
To study or to play
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
Well the truth may need some
Re-arranging
If I may be so bold (hey hey hey hey)
But it's plain to see your weight ain't changing
Your waistband you must hold
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
Alterations to be made (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Please tighten up the belt, you need it
Don't let them slip away
Just looking for some pants that fit him
In an old familiar way
Good pants, that he can run and sit in
To study or to play
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
Well the truth may need some
Re-arranging
If I may be so bold (hey hey hey hey)
But it's plain to see your weight ain't changing
Your waistband you must hold
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
And so the tubby chubby turned
And then his pants fell down
In our brains that image was burned
So we say
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
We watch you do this
All day long
Stop eating, Mr. Kenney
Lose some weight
And keep your pants on!
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