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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Bust"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a New Drug"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Huey Lewis & the News

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Bust"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I want a new bust
Ones that's perky and slick
One that looks like a movie star's
And makes me feel like a chick

I want a new bust
One that points overhead
One that will fake out all the guys
And bring 'em to my bed

One that will make me gorgeous
Stunner in my tutu
One that makes me feel girly real like RuPaul do
Some estrogen should do

I want a new bust
One that will thrill
One that you're hot to touch
And it points uphill

I want a new bust
One that stays up all day
One that makes people say "Alright
Son, it can't be a he - no way!"

One that will be so curveous
Thundering two by two
One that won't reveal, but conceal, I'm not X-2
That there's a Y hid too
Chromosomes lie too maybe

I want a new bust
One that feigns womanhood
One that won't leak from sealed implants
One that will make me real drag-good

I want a new bust
Ones that are stout
One like Brit's that is double dutch
Built like a brick sh*t house

Gotta call on my surgeon
Silicone juttin' boobs
Ones with sex appeal and then we'll play p***k-a-boo
With those cojones too
With cojones too, yeah

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Melhi - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I can almost hear James Brown singing, "Hobbits got a grand new drag!" Nice rac... er... I mean, nice job.
mandamoo - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That WAS hysterical ! I'm curious as to where the inspiraton came from for this one ?!!! ;-D
Guy - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
mandamoo, The inspiration must have come when Merry had that absence from the site. It is assumed that Merry underwent a medical procedure called an adadictomy. Pip must have in turn had a boobinadtomy procedure and they just wanted to share the experience with the rest of us. As if we are not confused enough yet.
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, you two sentient Earth-based humanoids ! 5's
Royce Miller - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the laugh, Merry and Pippin.
Claude Prez - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Bodacious
Jack Wilson - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lob Mer and Pipssssssssesssss!!
Rick D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems to me I remember your "Bust getting thinned".
Meriadoc - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! And yes Rick, it did thin.... ;-)
Laurence Dunne - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
That was boobalicious

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