Spare a little candle
Air the room for me
Gassy night ahead
Move into the trees!
Underneath the linens
Perfume from my butt
My full moon is bloated from the beans in my gut

Darkness is around when I fill it with my smell
Fumes where I sleep, thanks to Taco Bell
I want to stop farting
Don't come closer than this
But all I remember
is why I ate this?

Chorus:

These beans, what I taste when I close my eyes
Every second of the night--you better run for life!
These beans only make me want to go outside
Every moment I'm awake, I need to run away.

Must've been Coke or Jager
Was it alcohol?
I want to throw those beans at my bedroom wall
Squeakers fill my nostrils
More candles for the stink
And the stench that fills the room now
Must be sausage links!

These beans, what I taste when I close my eyes
Every second of the night--you better run for life!
These beans only make me want to go outside
Every moment I'm awake, I need to run away.

Bridge:

There's something out there
I should resist.
I need to stop gorging on Tex-mex food
It's something out there
I MUST resist

Disgusting song, no silence
Worst I've ever heard
Worse than any odor found upon the earth
In a butt, full of gasses
Freedom's almost here
But you better hide your face from my derriere

These beans, what I taste when I close my eyes
Every second of the night--you better run for life!
These beans only make me want to go outside
Every moment I'm awake, I need to run away

These beans, what I taste when I close my eyes
Every second of the night--you better run for life!
These beans only make me want to go outside
Every moment I'm awake, I need to run away