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Song Parodies -> "These Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"These Dreams"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"These Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

I had a little trouble with my favorite jeans,
My figure's not the same as when I was a teen,
If I lay down, suck in my stomach,
I might get them to zip,
But my gut will just hang over,
These jeans no longer fit.

All those cakes and brownies you put onto my plate,
Sometimes I can't believe just how much I ate.
And now I'm paying dearly,
For eating all this sh**,
'Cause come Monday morning,
These jeans no longer fit.

These jeans won't go on over my thighs,
Just over the holiday, I gained a little weight.
These jeans won't go on my big behind,
Try to pull with all my might,
But I think they're way too tight.

Too many Krispy Kremes,
Look like I'm 'bout to give birth.
I'm busting through the seams,
From my inflated girth.
Tried the Atkin's diet,
To whittle down my hips,
But I could not keep those carbs,
From passing through my lips.


These jeans won't go on over my thighs,
Just over the holiday, I gained a little weight.
These jeans won't go on my big behind,
Try to pull with all my might,
But I think they're way too tight.

There's junk food out there,
I can't resist.
I need to diet away,
The pounds I've gained,
There's junk food out there,
I can't resist.

So now I shop Lane Bryant,
And eating like a bird,
And now my brand new jeans
Look so big it is absurd,
Last night I saw an old friend,
She asked me when I'm due,
So I just smiled and said,
"These jeans just might fit you."

These jeans won't go on over my thighs,
Just over the holiday, I gained a little weight.
These jeans won't go on my big behind,
Try to pull with all my might,
But I think they're way too tight.

(repeat to fade)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Leah. Love this Heart song! =)
Leah Lockhart - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva! I knew there was at least one Heart fan out there! ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm... there´s these brand new Levis 555 for your typ(ing) behind. :-)
Floyd's Garage - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been a Heart fan forever and still have a crush on Ann. This was an outstanding parody. All 5's. Great job!
Adagio - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That was very cute, Leah! Nice read.
Tim Hall - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Mari D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very appropriate for this time of year!
DarthPaul85 - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Very funny...and a great song to parody! Bring on the 80's tunes!
Leah Lockhart - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks you guys!
Guy - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw, I thought this was going to be about genealogy but then there was a part kind of about gynaecology with the giving birth line. So it's really about Jean Psychology? Nice work Leah. I love Heart songs as well.
Leah Lockhart - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooh, there's an idea, these "genes!" That might explain the sudden weight gain. Thanks guy ;-)
Jennifer Wilson - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm trying to find out where the author of this song is from. I work for a magazine with a quotes page, and my current quotes are about holiday weight gain. This song would be perfect, if Leah is from the Midwest, or otherwise connected to this region. Pleas respond to jennifer.wilson@meredith.com. Thank you!

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