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Song Parodies -> "These Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"These Dreams"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"These Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Here is the link to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P8UxneDJE Enjoy, as ever. (I look good in denim.)
Spend a lot of time on my shopping spree.
Trying to find a brand that is right for me.
Chinos? Bin them, it's jeans I can't resist.
I going to have to start over, there must be some I missed.

These jeans are better than Levis
And the price is right, but they're a bit too tight.
But the seam does not look right.
Perhaps I've made a big mistake, maybe my chinos were ok.
They are Dolce & Gabbanna, it's a shame they are a 'tall',
And they are stonewashed, I don't like that at all.
I wish jeans would come with washing tips.
These are quite heavy, they will keep me warm.
But they're tight upon my hips.

These jeans are very overpriced.
But the colour is just right.
But I'll use them as a guide.
How long does jean-shopping take,
I'm wasting all of my day.

There's something on the rack I must have missed.
I need a pair for my trip to Spain.
There's a pair out there I must have missed.
If I do not like these, can they be returned?
Funny how designer jeans cost more than they are worth.
I've done most of my shopping, I just can't find this.
But this is the best place to buy jeans, it's last on my list.

These jeans fit nicely round my thighs.
And the colour is just right, they make me feel alive.
These jeans will keep me warm when it's cold outside.
I've found the right pair to take,
I'm queuing up to pay.

These jeans, they are the perfect size.
They are the best in sight, now I have no more trouser-strife.
These jeans will keep me warm when it's cold outside.

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Bob Gomez - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
High fives, low-cut, best parody about pants I've ever seen.

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