Its been a constipated night
seems no end is in sight
oh man what a load
I let out a big groan

it hurts me in my side
and I've tried and tried and tried
don't mistake this look for a smile
its been hurtin' all the while

Im not trying to play a game
Its excruciating pain
but somethin' just ain't right
I know somethings wrong
I wanna pinch one off tonight

All I wanna do is just take a poo
I hope I will I really need to
All I wanna do is just take a poo
I'm trying so hard my face is blue

In the restroom at the hotel
I just cant stand the smell
Its a constipated night
I'm doin' everything right

Its impacted inside of me
wont come out so easily
and in the mornin' when I wake
a deposit I need to make

I am in so much pain and I'm in need
feels like a tree not just a seed
Please don't try to stop me don't you dare
i beg and I plead does anyone care

All I wanna do is just take a poo
oh it hurts I just need to
All I wanna do is just take a poo
I'm trying so hard my face is blue

ooo here it comes
think about the dangers
maybe by mornin' Ill be done

hope it happens some day
will it come out the right way
if it does I'll be suprised
there will be joy in my eyes
Oh please I don't understand
if this don't work
they'll use their hand, and
when they do I'll never be the same man

All I wanna do is just take a poo
oh it hurts I just need to
All I wanna do is just take a poo
I'm trying so hard my face is blue

All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long

All I wanna do
All I wanna do
All I wanna do