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Song Parodies -> "Stallone"

Original Song Title:

"Alone"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Stallone"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I hope to start a parody trend instead of following one. So I started with Stallone parodies.
You hear his name, you think of Rock
or Rambo and his hair's pitch dark
I wonder where he is tonight
What happened to old Sly Stallone
Is there Spy Kids 3, Rambo 4?
Oh I hope his career won't end though
Stallone

Till now he always scored hits on his own
I never really cared after Get Carter
And now he chills me to the bone
How could you do this, Stallone?
How could you do this, Stallone?

You don't know how long I have wanted you to be hip and really tight, oh
You don't know how long I have waited for Rocky VI, gonna tell you tonight
But you're still Sylvester Stallone, but the reasons why are still unknown
Stallone

[solo]

Till now he always scored hits on his own
I never really cared after Get Carter
And now he chills me to the bone
How could you do this, Stallone?
How could you do this, Stallone?

[solo]

How could you do this, Stallone?
How could you do this, Stallone?

Stallone
Stallone

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Ann Wilson - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is a classic. I went crazy on you by giving this heartless parody straight fives. But I wasn't alone: Nancy joined in, too, and voted on this barracuda of a hit!
Nancy Wilson - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Ann, you took the best Heart references away from me! I can say that I alone decided to even it up with the voting, and the heartless Heart references. Excellent job, barracuda!
Nathan Forester - October 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Yo, nice job.

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