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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do Is Have Lunch With You"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Have Lunch With You"

Parody Written by:

Weird Al YankOnMyGitch

The Lyrics

It's was rainy day, as he came into sight
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no lunch
So I pulled along side and said lunch is on me.
He accepted with a smile and we drove for awhile
I didn't ask him to pay, this hungry boy in the rain
I took the next right, it's the place now in sight
Please don't make us late, just let us walk in.

All I wanna do is have lunch with you
Say you will, you're hungry too
All I wanna do is have lunch with you
I've got hunger pains to quell with food.

So we found the cafe, it was a place I knew well
There was a line at the door, but I said nothing to fear.
I know the manager here, very well. "Charlie, dear"
And he showed us a table, and we gave him our order.
I said, "I'll have the chicken, he'll have the veal"
He left for an hour then brought us our meal
"What were you doing? Killing the calf?"
I hope that it worth it, or I'll never be back.

All I wanna do is have lunch with you
Have a bite of this and I'll try that
All I wanna do is have lunch with you
I've got way too much to eat myself.

Oh, ooh, we had lunch
Lunch with strangers
All day long
We ate lunch.

Then it happend at last, Charlie brought us our bill
You can imagine my surprise, when he charged us for some fries.
I said please, please take it back
There's a mistake, and the service lacks
And I don't think that I will ever come back
I'll just go across the street for a big mac

All I wanna do is have lunch with you
I'm sorry about this, how about dinner?
All I wanna do is have lunch with you
Come on, say you will, have dinner with me.

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