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Song Parodies -> "Belgian Bad Drivers"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Belgian Bad Drivers"

Parody Written by:

Arden Ockkerfuss

The Lyrics

Italians and Poles have most accidents, but Belgians are worst drivers in Europe most agree. Read why.
Oh, the Belgians drive on the right
But road rage drivers put up a fight
Ignore the view
Got the pedal to the floor
Talking and texting
And in supermarket lots too
Hit the trolleys, scrape side doors

Cars furnished by companies
Tax write-offs
Get a car for free
But the traffic is wild
And the driving is lame
That's why their brakes are worn
Right of way matters
Most Belgians don't budge
Rather start a shout war

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out peds
They'll rough you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out motorbikes
They'll run you off
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers

The road network is screwed
Makes for long commutes
Multi deadly crash
Can cause a pile-up of fast cars
Injury, splatter
But the Belgians don't care
'Cause they're really not smart

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out peds
They'll rough you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out motorbikes
They'll run you off
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers

[Oh so rude and crude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out drivers
Better buckle up
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(Watch out) Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
Seldom see a Belgian cop
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come, Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Watch out)
Road rage drivers fight
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
Drive like feral childs
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out peds, watch out kids
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Crash! Crash!) Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
They're talking and texting, oh yeah
(Oh-oh, here they come)
The best chocolate makers... that can't drive!

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Backseat - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Ever driven in Vietnam?
Jonathan - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
don't forget they know how to make a good waffle too! 4's
Arden Ockkerfuss - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry Mister Jon, but the Belgian or more accurately Belgium waffle is a myth made in the States. In Belgium there are two styles of waffle. The Brussels waffle and Liege waffle.

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