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Song Parodies -> "Face-Eater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Face-Eater"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

WARNING OF EXTREME GRAPHIIC CONTENT!!! This is the TRUE story of a man, Rudy Eugene, pumped with drugs (amphetamines, crack, speed, and "Bath Salts") that was found lying naked next to a 65 year old homeless man and cannibalistically eating-off his face in broad daylight near a Miami freeway as passers-by just stared. The Police ordered him to stop and he continued, so they shot him dead. The victim, Ronald Poppo, survived but looks grotesque- worse than any horror film SPFX. This is NOT FUNNY AT ALL, but needed to be reported, even if by song parody. It is unthinkable violence and degradation in the 21st century. How could this have happened at all???
This is such a grotesque sight
Victim of cannibal type
Face has been chewed
Nothing like this before
Homeless man bleeding
Man was snackin’ on you
While naked, near bikes and cars

Unthinkable crime to see
Rudy Eugene
Used amphetamines
The man had gone wild
With crack and speed
Combined with “Bath Salt” mixture
Mad as a hatter
Eating skin and blood
Police had no choice but to fire

(Oh-no, there he was)
Watch out cops
He'll chew you up
(Oh-no, there he was)
Man’s a face-eater
(Oh-no, there he was)
Watch out cops
He'll chew you up
(Oh-no, there he was)
Man’s a face-eater

There’s little that they could do
Ron Poppo was being chewed
By Zombie-man
And he was tearing his flesh apart
How could this happen?
The passers-by just stared
Criminal with a black heart

(Oh-no, there he was)
Watch out cops
He'll chew you up
(Oh-no, there he was)
Man’s a face-eater
(Oh-no, there he was)
Watch out cops
He'll chew you up
(Oh-no, there he was)
Man’s a face-eater


[Instrumental Interlude]

Nooooooo!!!
(Oh-no, there he was)
There he was
Watch out cops
He'll chew you up
(Whoa, there he was)
(Watch out) man's a face-eater
(Oh-no, there he was)
(Man‘s a face-eater)
Oh, he'll chew you up
(Oh-no, there he was)
There he was, man’s a face-eater
(Oh-no, there he was)
(Watch out)
Such a grotesque sight, oh-no!
(Oh-no, there he was)
There he was
Man’s a face-eater
(Oh-oh, there he was)
(Man‘s a face-eater)
The man had gone wild, whoa
(Oh-no, there he was)
There he was
Watch out cops, watch out cops
(Oh-no, there he was)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-no, there he was)
(Madman) Man’s a face-eater
(Oh-no, there he was)
(Man‘s a face-eater)
Homeless man bleeding, oh-no!
(Oh-no, there he was)
God No, Man’s a face-eater
SEVERE WARNING!!! Real photo of 65 year-old face-eating victim Ronald Poppo: http://www.buzzpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/face-eating-victim.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Gives me the shudders.

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