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Song Parodies -> "Crime-Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Crime-Fighter"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on Batman...
He'll only come out at night
To a bat-form searchlight
Signals bad news
He’s seen it all before
Anticipating
Oh, he's comin’ to you
‘Cause order must be restored

It’s so hard to believe
So many freaks
Plague Gotham City
The Joker is wild
Maniac insane
Disfigured by smiling scar
Mad as a hatter
Joker murders for fun
Laughin’ loud- hardy, har, har

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out clown
He'll tie you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out clown
He'll tie you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a crime-fighter

Wouldn't fight if I were you
We know what he can do
He's the Dark Knight
And he could really tear you right apart
Goons always scatter
Oh, the terror is there
But Batman’s just too damn smart

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out clown
He'll tie you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out clown
He'll tie you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a crime-fighter

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out clown
He'll tie you up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He‘s a crime-fighter)
Oh, he'll tear you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He'll only come out at night, hero
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He‘s a crime-fighter)
The Joker is wild, whoa
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out clown, watch out clown
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Whoa, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he’s a crime-fighter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He‘s a crime-fighter)
He's anticipating, hero
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Whoa, he's a crime-fighter

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Susanna Viljanen - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one. This song is pretty hard to parodize, and you did good work. Fives.
Porfle Popnecker - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Why is he running? Because we have to parody him.

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