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Song Parodies -> "Mad Killer"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Killer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on the Afghan killer US Army Staff Sgt Robert Bales...
Drunk, he came out late that night
Army’s lean and mean type
Something to prove
Out to settle a score
Walking and baiting
Ooh, he's aiming at you
With the sights of his M-4

Fourth tour he did overseas
A soldier
Of the Yank Army
The man has gone wild
Became deranged
Started a personal war
Mad as a Hatter
He was in it for blood
Set ablaze bodies on the floor

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Gun’s no toy
He'll shoot you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Gun’s no toy
He'll shoot you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a mad killer

The Army has no excuse
They knew what he could do
A deadly man
As his world was slowly coming apart
Had money matters
Ooh, he wasn’t all there
Put a knife in Afghan hearts

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Gun’s no toy
He'll shoot you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Gun’s no toy
He'll shoot you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He’s a mad killer

[A psychotic changing mood]

Nooooooo!!!
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Gun’s no toy
He'll shoot you up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Lights out) He’s a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He’s a mad killer)
Ooh, he'll shoot you up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Lights out)
Drunk, he came out late that night , oh-no
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
He’s a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He’s a mad killer)
The man has gone wild , whoooa
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Gun’s no toy, gun’s no toy
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Oh, lights out, lights out
Lights out, lights out
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(BLAM!, BLAM!) he's a mad killer
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He’s a mad killer)
He's walking and baiting, oh-no
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Oh, he’s a mad killer

[Sound of multiple gunshots heard in the distance]
http://images.wjla.com/crime/staff-sgt-robert-bales-abcnews-crop_606.jpg

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